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Ask Me Anything is a meme in which you (or I in this case) post a message saying "Ask me anything", and people ask questions in the comments.

There are no rules. Content and number of questions per reader are totally up to you. If or when you respond is totally up to you. IC or OOC is totally up to you.

....aaaaaaaaaa

Date: 2009-09-01 01:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] poppiesfield.livejournal.com
And why would I want to do that?

[Yeah man, never used protection ever.]

[B-but. What if the ceiling comes down when you're in the middle of it?Or what if an Armageddon suddenly hits? ):]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Date: 2009-09-01 01:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] greekreaper.livejournal.com
What...the sex or the protection?

[Well I suppose you COULD wear a helmet while you do it. If you don't mind looking retarded.]

:'D so beautiful y/y

Date: 2009-09-01 01:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] poppiesfield.livejournal.com
The protection.

[Never had to worry about that before. He just kind of dumped the kids on the mortals, checked up on them when of age, recruited them to work for him...orz.]

[Why can I not stop laughing.]

yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Date: 2009-09-01 01:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] greekreaper.livejournal.com
Well in case the lady doesn't want kids.

[You are laughing because you now have the image of Hypnos fucking someone while wearing a helmet. On an unrelated note, I probably won't sleep that well tonight :<]

.../cries tears of joy

Date: 2009-09-01 10:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] poppiesfield.livejournal.com
I pull out.

Besides, why would you not want - er.

[Like. He's in a bunker or something only not. Also: WHY D:]

stop crai-ing :<

Date: 2009-09-02 12:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] greekreaper.livejournal.com
Oh yeah, that's proven to be effective.

[Mister 'OH LOOK AT MEEEEE. I CAN HAVE KIDS. :D" You little...]

And...some people just don't want kids until they're ready. You know?

y-yes ma'am ;A;

Date: 2009-09-02 07:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] poppiesfield.livejournal.com
...it was never a problem.

[But I like kids ;A; o-oh oh yeah sry bro D:]

Really?

...

What are you getting at here? Why else would you have sex? [Yeah man. Oblivious immortal is oblivious ;;]

\o/

Date: 2009-09-02 11:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] greekreaper.livejournal.com
Well...cuz it's fun! People do it cuz it's fun.

Think of it as like those people who make fancy, gourmet stuff. They don't NEED it, but it's still fun to make and eat.

Date: 2009-09-02 07:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] poppiesfield.livejournal.com
Well, yes, it would be, but...

[Staaare]

I never thought of it that way before.

[Yeah well he was wondering when Mitsuru'll pop little babies or something :\]

Date: 2009-09-03 03:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] greekreaper.livejournal.com
See? You're going to have to start thinking that way, you know?

[lol think like a human? really?]

Date: 2009-09-03 07:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] poppiesfield.livejournal.com
...

[No. :| But sex for fun sounds kinda nice.]

What does this have to do with contraception, then?

Date: 2009-09-03 12:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] greekreaper.livejournal.com
Well, humans invented them because they didn't want kids every time they did it.

[nod nod]

Date: 2009-09-03 10:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] poppiesfield.livejournal.com
Well, is not pulling out effective?

:oa

Date: 2009-09-04 03:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] greekreaper.livejournal.com
Not all the time, no.

The stuff that's out right now? Super effective.

omg seriously what

Date: 2009-09-04 03:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] greekreaper.livejournal.com
Well....

The new condoms out can block sperm really well. And it has this spermicide stuff that kills it anyway, so there's like a 1% chance of the lady getting pregnant.

ILU2 BB

Date: 2009-09-04 05:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] poppiesfield.livejournal.com
...condom?

[Blank stare. What the hell is that?]

It certainly sounds effective. I assume you have tried it?

:3

Date: 2009-09-04 12:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] greekreaper.livejournal.com
[ouch, looks like you hit a sore spot.]

"...I don't need to. Remember?"

*A*

Date: 2009-09-04 04:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] poppiesfield.livejournal.com
[oh. oh yeah. oh shit. orzorz sorry bro ;;]

I - of course, I apologise. But then, what does this have to do with me? I certainly have no need for it, unless...

[trailing off into contemplative silence is go]

Date: 2009-09-04 09:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] greekreaper.livejournal.com
"...Look..."

Siiiiiiiiiiight.

"Mitsuru wanted to see if you knew about birth control, okay?"

Date: 2009-09-05 01:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] poppiesfield.livejournal.com
Oh.

[Choking a little on his words aaaa]

And that would imply...er?

Date: 2009-09-05 02:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] greekreaper.livejournal.com
...She also wanted to know....what you thought of her.

[i.e. Is she just another 'Stupid Mortal' to you? :|]

Date: 2009-09-05 10:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] poppiesfield.livejournal.com
Does she know that she is my favourite mortal?

[Uh, at first? :'D?]

Date: 2009-09-05 11:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] greekreaper.livejournal.com
[Well there's a shock. :O]

N-No....you should tell her.

Date: 2009-09-05 11:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] poppiesfield.livejournal.com
...why?

[Why yes he is going to be difficult.]

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