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fission mailed
Sep. 7th, 2009 02:34 am[Walking around the dorms? You may find a cellphone with a cracked screen and with its keys scattered all over a corridor.
If you pick it up, and by chance it still has battery power, you can play back the displayed voicemail message:]
If you're going to try and kill me, get your brother to do it. Or you know, DON'T BE an incompetent moron and not finish the job. Preferably a method that ends up with me dying of your hands and not of, oh, say, CRUSHING EMBARRASSMENT.
But, oh wait.
I CAN'T DIE AGAIN. YOU ARE AN IDIOT.
beep
[You may want to turn the phone in to the landlady. Or...if you know who's talking, perhaps give the phone back to its owner...?]
If you pick it up, and by chance it still has battery power, you can play back the displayed voicemail message:]
If you're going to try and kill me, get your brother to do it. Or you know, DON'T BE an incompetent moron and not finish the job. Preferably a method that ends up with me dying of your hands and not of, oh, say, CRUSHING EMBARRASSMENT.
But, oh wait.
I CAN'T DIE AGAIN. YOU ARE AN IDIOT.
beep
[You may want to turn the phone in to the landlady. Or...if you know who's talking, perhaps give the phone back to its owner...?]
