hit me, baby

[knightwings]

Ask Me Anything is a meme in which you (or I in this case) post a message saying "Ask me anything", and people ask questions in the comments.

There are no rules. Content and number of questions per reader are totally up to you. If or when you respond is totally up to you. IC or OOC is totally up to you.

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[greekreaper.livejournal.com]

Well in case the lady doesn't want kids.

[You are laughing because you now have the image of Hypnos fucking someone while wearing a helmet. On an unrelated note, I probably won't sleep that well tonight :<]

.../cries tears of joy

[poppiesfield.livejournal.com]

I pull out.

Besides, why would you not want - er.

[Like. He's in a bunker or something only not. Also: WHY D:]

stop crai-ing :<

[greekreaper.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, that's proven to be effective.

[Mister 'OH LOOK AT MEEEEE. I CAN HAVE KIDS. :D" You little...]

And...some people just don't want kids until they're ready. You know?

y-yes ma'am ;A;

[poppiesfield.livejournal.com]

...it was never a problem.

[But I like kids ;A; o-oh oh yeah sry bro D:]

Really?

...

What are you getting at here? Why else would you have sex? [Yeah man. Oblivious immortal is oblivious ;;]

\o/

[greekreaper.livejournal.com]

Well...cuz it's fun! People do it cuz it's fun.

Think of it as like those people who make fancy, gourmet stuff. They don't NEED it, but it's still fun to make and eat.

[poppiesfield.livejournal.com]

Well, yes, it would be, but...

[Staaare]

I never thought of it that way before.

[Yeah well he was wondering when Mitsuru'll pop little babies or something :\]

[greekreaper.livejournal.com]

See? You're going to have to start thinking that way, you know?

[lol think like a human? really?]

[poppiesfield.livejournal.com]

...

[No. :| But sex for fun sounds kinda nice.]

What does this have to do with contraception, then?

[greekreaper.livejournal.com]

Well, humans invented them because they didn't want kids every time they did it.

[nod nod]

[poppiesfield.livejournal.com]

Well, is not pulling out effective?

:oa

[greekreaper.livejournal.com]

Not all the time, no.

The stuff that's out right now? Super effective.

[poppiesfield.livejournal.com]

Elaborate, please.

omg seriously what

[greekreaper.livejournal.com]

Well....

The new condoms out can block sperm really well. And it has this spermicide stuff that kills it anyway, so there's like a 1% chance of the lady getting pregnant.

ILU2 BB

[poppiesfield.livejournal.com]

...condom?

[Blank stare. What the hell is that?]

It certainly sounds effective. I assume you have tried it?

:3

[greekreaper.livejournal.com]

[ouch, looks like you hit a sore spot.]

"...I don't need to. Remember?"

*A*

[poppiesfield.livejournal.com]

[oh. oh yeah. oh shit. orzorz sorry bro ;;]

I - of course, I apologise. But then, what does this have to do with me? I certainly have no need for it, unless...

[trailing off into contemplative silence is go]

[greekreaper.livejournal.com]

"...Look..."

Siiiiiiiiiiight.

"Mitsuru wanted to see if you knew about birth control, okay?"

[poppiesfield.livejournal.com]

Oh.

[Choking a little on his words aaaa]

And that would imply...er?

[greekreaper.livejournal.com]

...She also wanted to know....what you thought of her.

[i.e. Is she just another 'Stupid Mortal' to you? :|]

[poppiesfield.livejournal.com]

Does she know that she is my favourite mortal?

[Uh, at first? :'D?]

[greekreaper.livejournal.com]

[Well there's a shock. :O]

N-No....you should tell her.

[poppiesfield.livejournal.com]

...why?

[Why yes he is going to be difficult.]

[greekreaper.livejournal.com]

Because I'm sure she'd like to know, Hypnos.

[don't be difficult, you little...]

[poppiesfield.livejournal.com]

Will it make her life substantially easier? I think not.

[read: it's embarrassing to admit something like that to a girl 8|]

[greekreaper.livejournal.com]

"Hypnos, quit being an idiot and just tell her already."

Goddamn, it's sad when HE'S the one linefacing at you, isn't it?