hit me, baby

[knightwings]

Ask Me Anything is a meme in which you (or I in this case) post a message saying "Ask me anything", and people ask questions in the comments.

There are no rules. Content and number of questions per reader are totally up to you. If or when you respond is totally up to you. IC or OOC is totally up to you.

Comments

[poppiesfield.livejournal.com]

...

[No. :| But sex for fun sounds kinda nice.]

What does this have to do with contraception, then?

[greekreaper.livejournal.com]

Well, humans invented them because they didn't want kids every time they did it.

[nod nod]

[poppiesfield.livejournal.com]

Well, is not pulling out effective?

:oa

[greekreaper.livejournal.com]

Not all the time, no.

The stuff that's out right now? Super effective.

[poppiesfield.livejournal.com]

Elaborate, please.

omg seriously what

[greekreaper.livejournal.com]

Well....

The new condoms out can block sperm really well. And it has this spermicide stuff that kills it anyway, so there's like a 1% chance of the lady getting pregnant.

ILU2 BB

[poppiesfield.livejournal.com]

...condom?

[Blank stare. What the hell is that?]

It certainly sounds effective. I assume you have tried it?

:3

[greekreaper.livejournal.com]

[ouch, looks like you hit a sore spot.]

"...I don't need to. Remember?"

*A*

[poppiesfield.livejournal.com]

[oh. oh yeah. oh shit. orzorz sorry bro ;;]

I - of course, I apologise. But then, what does this have to do with me? I certainly have no need for it, unless...

[trailing off into contemplative silence is go]

[greekreaper.livejournal.com]

"...Look..."

Siiiiiiiiiiight.

"Mitsuru wanted to see if you knew about birth control, okay?"

[poppiesfield.livejournal.com]

Oh.

[Choking a little on his words aaaa]

And that would imply...er?

[greekreaper.livejournal.com]

...She also wanted to know....what you thought of her.

[i.e. Is she just another 'Stupid Mortal' to you? :|]

[poppiesfield.livejournal.com]

Does she know that she is my favourite mortal?

[Uh, at first? :'D?]

[greekreaper.livejournal.com]

[Well there's a shock. :O]

N-No....you should tell her.

[poppiesfield.livejournal.com]

...why?

[Why yes he is going to be difficult.]

[greekreaper.livejournal.com]

Because I'm sure she'd like to know, Hypnos.

[don't be difficult, you little...]

[poppiesfield.livejournal.com]

Will it make her life substantially easier? I think not.

[read: it's embarrassing to admit something like that to a girl 8|]

[greekreaper.livejournal.com]

"Hypnos, quit being an idiot and just tell her already."

Goddamn, it's sad when HE'S the one linefacing at you, isn't it?

[poppiesfield.livejournal.com]

But.

...

..........................wait.

....

.........if you say so.

[dsjfhhgk no fair >:]