knightwings | [Voicemail. Slightly.]

...NO YOU IDIOT, GOSH.

"Not that, I didn't know about...you know...."

Didn't know she wanted to do...THAT.

WELL SORRY THOUGH I AM LAUGHING MY ASS OFF HERE.

"Are you saying that she took the initiative?"

Did you just get pwned by a mortal again, bro?

WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING? D8

"So what if she did?"

Dude, your brother WAS a virgin.

Keyword 'Was".

That...wasn't a snort of laughter that you just heard, right?

"I would have thought that you would be the one to...ask first."

STILL LAUGHING FFFFFFFF

We-ell it is entirely like gods to take mortal lovers ~~and we're not jealous, no~~ and as long as you're okay with it we're okay with it. :|b

"...It's not like mortals normally throw themselves at me..."

...Ooooh, he....has a point. Damn.

OTL we didn't mean to make you feel bad uh.

Uh.

"This is a good thing, right?" You can hear the smile in his voice. "Don't think about anything else."

Pause.

There's the sound of Hypnos hitting the bed, springs creaking and all. "So I suppose you have a lover now?" That's a very strange tone of voice right there.

...Uh.

"I don't know..." You can hear the sheets ruffle as he turns to look at the supposed Mitsuru. "She said she wanted to 'repay a favor' and..."

...Wait what's with that tone.

"Why? Something up?"

You can probably hear the facepalm over the phone.

"Don't be like Apollo and the others who leave their mortal lovers hanging after one night."

Siiigh. "It's nothing." Sheets rustling on this side as well. "Don't worry about it. And we should not be talking anyway, you might awaken Mitsuru."

Yeah, words a little rushed there, but you do need your sleep and everything. Right? Yeah.

"I-I wasn't going to!" We'll see her tomorrow anyways, geez.

...A pause.

"Want me to come upstairs?"

"Good."

We actually want you to come up now, but.

"No. I'm all right." It isn't like this is the first time I'm going to sleep without you - oh wait. It is. Derp.

...

Yeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

"I'm coming up. Let me just my, uh...you know."

Clothes?

"I told you, I'm okay!"

Sound of hand clapping over mouth. Dammit, technology.

"Don't worry about it. I'll leave note to let her know where I've gone."

BE RIGHT BACK, GATHERING OUR CLOTHES.

FFFFFF NO NO NO WAT

Just cursing ineffectually at the phone now. AND MAKE SURE YOU'RE FULLY CLOTHED WHEN YOU GET BACK.

Sorry, phone clicking off now. He hung up.

.....thunkthunkthunkthunkCOMINGUPTHESTAIRS...

...

Well his pants are on.

And so's his coat, though it's...unbuttoned. Like he threw it on.

Yep, still holding the sword.

We're not seeing any of that, because oh man the space under the covers == v.v. comfortable, yeah.

Feel free not to notice that great big curled-up lump under the blankets :|b

"...Hypnos?"

Lifting up the covers to view the curled-up lump.

"What's gotten into you?"

Headwings over eyes, headwings over eyes, and facing away from you.

"I told you not to come up."

....

"Why do you keep saying you don't want me here when you clearly do?"

And stop that, I'm not nekkid you know.

"I clearly do?" Rinse, repeat. "What made you think I do?"

Huff. Pulling covers up to his chin now, but still looking away. "Will Mitsuru not miss you when she wakes up? Even with a note..."

...Just sort of gives you a "Bitch, please" look at that question. Seriously, dude.

"She'll be fine. We live in the same building, anyway, so it's not like I'll never see her again."

And yeah, sittnig on the bed STARING.

"What's wrong?"

"But."

But but but butbutbutbut.

Clench the edge of the covers yes. "Nothing's wrong."

ROLLSEYES.

"Yes there is."

Don't play dumb, I can keep this up forever.

I'M BETTER AT THIS THAN YOU ARE, I'M A MINATO.

"..."

"Whatever gave you the idea that something is wrong?" Good thing we're facing away from you now, because we're lying through our teeth, lol.

I'M A RYOJI, THEREFORE I AM PERSISTANT.

"Because I can tell when you're lying."

DUH.

WELL I'M GLAD

WHY DO I PUT UP WITH YOU :V

BECAUSE

LMAO :B

I'M A LAUGH A MINUTE

THAT'S PROBABLY THE ONLY REASON I STICK AROUND

GEE, /THANKS/

BUT YOU LOVE ME :))

I DO

:Db good to know, bb

*CARESSES*

FFFF YOU SPOIL ME

ONLY THE BEST FOR YOOOOUUU

wtf I imagined Tanaka singing that

WHAT THE CRAP

LOL IDK MAN

BED :<

AAAWWW ;A; 'night o/

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CARESSES