knightwings | [Voicemail. Slightly.]

We are torn between yelling your eardrums out or waking up whoever it is who is slee -

...

"Who is it?"

So we can decide whether to leave you to your own devices or yell the crap out of you.

"Uh, I don't know if you met her yet. Her name's Mitsuru."

Satisfied?

"What are you doing sleeping in a mortal gi - "

...ohhhhh.

We're just sort of nodding understandingly at the phone now.

"Anyway, what's up?"

He says as if this isn't unusual at all.

We're really quite tempted to say 'I was worried out of my mind because I cannot remember a time that I knew you were close by and we did not sleep in the same room, you great utter derp', but. But. Calm, zen, yes.

"I was just wondering about your location."

"Mmn. Okay. Sorry, but she wanted me to stay for a bit."

He sounds rather sheepish. And sorry.

"I see." Well of course she would. We're sort of assuming you, uh, spent the night with her and. Uh. That.

"Perhaps you should tell me next time where you are spending the night."

"I wasn't aware I was going to be spending the night."

He says through clenched teeth.

There's a small sound of surprise.

"Is it not a mortal courtesy to spend the night with a girl after you take her to bed?"

...

"I wasn't aware that I'd..."

.....YEAH.

SHE KINDA CAUGHT US BY SURPRISE.

...

LOL.

"Did she not tell you before you slept together that she would like you to soend the night afterwards?" Pause. "That is rather odd."

...NO YOU IDIOT, GOSH.

"Not that, I didn't know about...you know...."

Didn't know she wanted to do...THAT.

WELL SORRY THOUGH I AM LAUGHING MY ASS OFF HERE.

"Are you saying that she took the initiative?"

Did you just get pwned by a mortal again, bro?

WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING? D8

"So what if she did?"

Dude, your brother WAS a virgin.

Keyword 'Was".

That...wasn't a snort of laughter that you just heard, right?

"I would have thought that you would be the one to...ask first."

STILL LAUGHING FFFFFFFF

We-ell it is entirely like gods to take mortal lovers ~~and we're not jealous, no~~ and as long as you're okay with it we're okay with it. :|b

"...It's not like mortals normally throw themselves at me..."

...Ooooh, he....has a point. Damn.

OTL we didn't mean to make you feel bad uh.

Uh.

"This is a good thing, right?" You can hear the smile in his voice. "Don't think about anything else."

Pause.

There's the sound of Hypnos hitting the bed, springs creaking and all. "So I suppose you have a lover now?" That's a very strange tone of voice right there.

...Uh.

"I don't know..." You can hear the sheets ruffle as he turns to look at the supposed Mitsuru. "She said she wanted to 'repay a favor' and..."

...Wait what's with that tone.

"Why? Something up?"

You can probably hear the facepalm over the phone.

"Don't be like Apollo and the others who leave their mortal lovers hanging after one night."

Siiigh. "It's nothing." Sheets rustling on this side as well. "Don't worry about it. And we should not be talking anyway, you might awaken Mitsuru."

Yeah, words a little rushed there, but you do need your sleep and everything. Right? Yeah.

"I-I wasn't going to!" We'll see her tomorrow anyways, geez.

...A pause.

"Want me to come upstairs?"

"Good."

We actually want you to come up now, but.

"No. I'm all right." It isn't like this is the first time I'm going to sleep without you - oh wait. It is. Derp.

...

Yeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

"I'm coming up. Let me just my, uh...you know."

Clothes?

"I told you, I'm okay!"

Sound of hand clapping over mouth. Dammit, technology.

"Don't worry about it. I'll leave note to let her know where I've gone."

BE RIGHT BACK, GATHERING OUR CLOTHES.

FFFFFF NO NO NO WAT

Just cursing ineffectually at the phone now. AND MAKE SURE YOU'RE FULLY CLOTHED WHEN YOU GET BACK.

YOU ARE AS DEAD AS DEATH CAN GET

WHAT ARE YOU, JEALOUS? JESUS-NON-EXISTANT-YET-CHRIST

I AM /NOT/ JEALOUS, YOU PRAT

THEN WHY ARE YOU /MAD/?

I'M NOT ANGRY, JUST WORRIED :|

WELL FINE THEN

;A; YOU IDIOT

i sry :(

/sigh automatically forgiven anyway

\o/

loling forever

WELL I'M GLAD

WHY DO I PUT UP WITH YOU :V

BECAUSE

LMAO :B

I'M A LAUGH A MINUTE

THAT'S PROBABLY THE ONLY REASON I STICK AROUND

GEE, /THANKS/

BUT YOU LOVE ME :))

I DO

:Db good to know, bb

*CARESSES*

FFFF YOU SPOIL ME

ONLY THE BEST FOR YOOOOUUU

wtf I imagined Tanaka singing that

CARESSES